Attention all military personnel. I am Colonel Frank Archer. It has come to my attention that Central is under threat of an invasion by unknown hostiles. All forward units are instructed to eliminate this threat as they see fit. Further instructions will be given by your superior officers ( Read more... )

Mama? Roy? Where'd you go?

*he squints to look at his surroundings. As he stubbornly refuses to wear his glasses, he can't see everything too clearly, but he can definitely tell this isn't his country home*

Mama?

*his grip tightens around the worn down teddy bear in his arms, bringing it closer to his chin*

Roger, where are we?

*wibble*

Hey Alfons? Thanks for all your hospitality, but we just got offered a place by the old man and woman who run the flower shop I'm working at. It's right over the store, and we can stay there so long as we work there ( Read more... )

today I met a boy ( Read more... )

Elysia?

Where'd she run off to? And I just got home from work too...

Maes. I need to talk to you. Now.

...I got a job but...

*sigh*

Roooooooooooooy!

Come on! I'm sure those pictures were some kind of joke! It's illogical and scientifically impossible! There's no way, in any world, you would be pre-

Hey, Maes, if one accepts the theory that time is not linear, but rather that each second is occurring simultaneously- and therefore continuously- with each period occurring in the immediate present, distinct from our own in a similar way to an infinite set of alternate dimensions- and therefore that this is merely a merging of these multiple ( Read more... )

Roy, out of curiousity how much money do we have left ( Read more... )